Thursday, June 30, 2011

The love of your life is DYING to meet you!

Have you ever thought to yourself "dating sucks, I can't find anyone, why can't I just find that special person who shares the same interests as me. I wish I was a zombie cause I would have better luck at zombie love then anything else?" No?! Hmmm... maybe it's just me. To all the people who actually did think that, fear no more there IS hope for you! Grave Date is the new up and coming dating site for the living impaired. I'm so excited for this dating site cause I know it's going to be epic and totally funny. You never know, you might actually find that special person who shares the same interests in blood and guts as you do. This dating site gives Necrophilia a whole new meaning and I like it!

Grave Date.... Why? Because Zombies need love too!.

Gravedate Teaser from Eric B. Shanks on Vimeo.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Ramblings of Jenny Krueger! Short Review: Children of the Corn, The Final Sacrifice

One night I went to Wal*Mart and I was rummaging through their $5 movie bins and I found a double feature DVD that had Children of the Corn 2 and 3, with the original Children of the corn being the love of my life I had to get it. What I like about Children of the Corn 2 The Final Sacrifice is that it still has that same sense of style that the first movie had. The second movie picks up right where the first movie ended, reporters rushing to the scene of the crime where all the children in the town go berserk and kill all the adults. All the children seem to be dazed and confused, in other words brainwashed since all they can say to the reporters is "I saw... the corn!" No one knows whats going on and everyone seems to be just as confused as the kids. We're introduced to Micah the new boy preacher who took over Isaac's spot from the first movie, why? Because Isaac is dead. I don't know who's a better preacher, Isaac or Micah. Isaac does have that creepy looking vibe to him with his squeaky voice while on the other hand Micah has that "let me dazzle you with my stunning good looks then sacrifice you to He who walks behind the rows" vibe to him, I guess it all depends on how you like your demon children.

Micah is taken in by a local woman named Angela while a reporter John and his son Danny stayed with her. The movie goes on with Micah convincing the other children that they need to pick up the pieces that was left by Isaac and to continue with the worshiping and sacrificing to He who walks behind the rows. The movie continues on with John and Danny fighting, the children slowly killing off the rest of the adults and their sacrifice. Micah turns into He who walks behind the rows (which was really weird) the rest of the children get killed off... I think???...... Danny falls in love with one of the local girls who Micah tries to sacrifice. AWKWARD! They kill off He who walks behind the rows and they live happily ever after... yeah right! since there is another Children of the corn after this one.

Onto Ramblings of Jenny Krueger!!.....

Why the frick do they call this movie The Final Sacrifice when there is FIVE more COTC movies after this one?! Having sequels to a movie isn't bad but for this movie you can only do so much till it gets to the point of overkill and I think that was movie number 3. This is the type of movie that you can't have more then 1, it's the type of story line that can't be milked. I'm sorry you can't milk the whole story line of demonic children killing off all the adults in the cornfield for five more movies. If you saw the rest of the COTC movies then you will get my point.

Have you ever noticed that every single COTC movie except for the first one, they have that weird looking pitchfork thingy on the movie cover? Haha! I for one just noticed that today while I was writing this review. ^^^ notice the picture of all the movie covers above.

Why does almost every horror movie or COTC movie have to have two people fighting? In the first movie it was Burt and Vickie, in this movie it was John and Danny, the third movie it was the two brothers and in the remake it was Burt and Vickie again. We have enough fighting in the real world we don't need it in our horror movies. Yes I do understand that in horror movies you can't have happy go lucky people in it because this isn't a happy bubbly movie, but we also don't need to hear two people bickering at each other all the time. If I wanted to hear two people fighting I would listen to my sister and her ex boyfriend have a conversation.

In the book and first movie they are in Gatlin Nebraska but in this movie they move to Hemmingford the town next to Gatlin. Micah tries to combine the two towns by a blood oath but I'm sorry to burst your bubble but it doesn't work that way. You can't combine two towns together no matter how much demonic possession you have, it just doesn't work. They should of just stayed in Gatlin since that's where everything happened and where the heart of He who walks behind the rows lies.

In the movies you never see He who walks behind the rows and I like it that way. They always have to make the preacher turn into him like with what happened with Isaac and Micah. What makes He who walks behind the rows so scary is that you never see what he looks like, you never see the real him. Why ruin that suspense and lack of knowledge by making the preachers turn into him. That just hocked me off bad.

I find it funny that this is the sequel and it takes place right after the last sacrifice with Isaac and Malachi and the children talk about Isaac in this movie when this movie was filmed in 1992, 8 years after the first movie. I also find it funny how the children talk about Isaac and how they were part of the last sacrifice with Isaac and Malachi when they weren't even in the first movie, none of them were. We have a whole new group of kids and they're acting like they were part of the beginning.. Idiots.

I enjoyed this movie a lot and I know it's going to become one of my favorites since it gives me that same warm fuzzy feeling that the first Children of the Corn gave me. It's cheesy, yes but it's definitely fun to watch and something to check out. If you're a fan of COTC and Stephen King then the COTC series is something you ought to check out, the worst that can happen is you hate the movie but come on we're all horror movie critics here, watching and reviewing stupid horror movies is part of our job description. :] I give this movie 4 out of 5 Skulls.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Round 2 of "You make me SCREAM!!" award!

It's round 2 of "You make me SCREAM!!" award and this time I'm awarding it to one special person.
The rules for the award is as followed, thank the person who gave you the award with a link to their blog, then give this award to a blog that make you want to SCREAM!! for joy. The blogs that make you SCREAM!! with excitement every time you see that they updated their blog. If we're lucky this award will help us spread the fear and love for all things horror! I would like to give this award to.......


I chose them because their blog is defiantly one to check out, they writes reviews with their own sense of style and humor. They knows what they like and they're not afraid to show it to the world, we need more people like that. Their reviews are a trip to read, their style of writing pulls you in and you never want to come out. Their blog is one that really needs to be known and checked out. Hopefully this award will give them the attention that they deserve cause their working their ass off and doing a damn good job.

Monday, June 6, 2011

An award for me!! Happy day!! :]

I have been kindly awarded the Versatile Blog Award from the wonderful Dr. Blood, thank you, thank you my good friend! :] On to the best part of the award.

The Rules

1. Thank and link to the person who nominated you.
2. Share 7 random facts about yourself.
3. Pass the award on to 5 new-found blogging buddies.
4. Contact the winners to congratulate them.

7 random facts about ME!!:

1: I am in the process of preparing for world domination. Think I'm joking? Ha, just wait and see! ;]
2: When I was 13 me and my cousin were chased by the cops for prank calling the operator from a pay phone in the park.
3: I've seen every episode of The Golden Girls over a million times and no I'm not exaggerating.
4: When I was little I had a high squeaky voice that made me sound like Minnie Mouse, I was also able to sound exactly like the munchkins in the Wizard of Oz.
5: I will randomly shout out lines from movies then laugh uncontrollably.
6: I am easily amused... for the most part I can laugh at anything unless it's really, really stupid ;]
7: I am only scared of one thing and one thing only and that is the Chucky Doll. Ever since I was very little I have always been scared of that little shit head. Other then that nothing scares me.

And the award goes to!!.........

1: Jeremy from
2: Nicole from
3: Fred from
4: J. Astro from
5: Vintage Seance at

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Oozing Thoughts Of A A.D.H.D./ O.C.D. Mind Pt. 4:

1: I really suck at blogging and I think everyone is starting to notice it =/ I'm sorry to everyone who's blog I have been neglecting lately, I've just been super busy and I haven't been able to come up with things to blog about.

2: I'm thinking about signing up for my own Netflix account, maybe that will help me get some more movie reviews on here.

3: My review for "I spit on your grave" is taking way too long to finish. Too long to the point that it's starting to get on my nerves. Hopefully it'll be done within two weeks.

4: I'm super excited for the final installment of Harry Potter and I'm a little sad since I don't have a new HP film to look forward to anymore =[

5: In 4 weeks I'll be sitting pool side in Las Vegas and California and I'm super excited for that. I am in desperate need of a vacation and I know this one is going to be good.

6: As most of you may know already since I've talked about it before a couple of times. (I tend to do that.) I've been on a diet for several months to lose weight for my vacation and for my overall life. Well for the past couple of months I fell back into my eating disorder that I had when I was younger. I know, I know it was very stupid and not healthy but come on, things happen and you get stressed and desperate cause you don't know what else to do so you go back to your bad habits that you know will give you results. My problem was I wasn't looking for healthy lifestyle changes I was looking for something that will give me fast results and work for me which is why I did that for so long and went back to doing it.

Don't worry I've been working on trying to do it the healthy way and staying away from things that promote eating disorders and crap like that. I don't want any of you to feel sorry for me or feel bad cause it's no one's fault but mine, I'm the one who chose that lifestyle for myself and I understand now that it was stupid and not right.

7: I really love Wes Bentley and he's one of my favorite actors. I really hope we get to start seeing more of him cause he definitely has some major talent. Plus he's bangin' hott! =]

8: What's funny is I do a lot of these "Oozing thoughts" segments cause I can't find anything else to blog about lol. I really miss the days when I was constantly updating my blog with new information and how I got a lot of comments on all of my posts (sorry had to whine a little ;]) that I'm trying REALLY hard to do that again and to write a lot of reviews and talk about things that have to do with the horror industry.

9: My dream car is a Mini Cooper and I am determined to get one sooner or later. A lot of people would laugh at the fact that a Mini Cooper is my dream car but hey I liked that car ever since they first came out. I don't need a big fancy flashy car to look good or to feel good.

10: Again what the hell happened to Pete?!?!?

11: Sorry to the lack of twitter updates, I usually use it to make updates on my blog but since I haven't been blogging lately my twitter has been put aside, as of right now.

12: I am so freakin excited to see My Chemical Romance in concert again. I saw them in April and now they're coming back to Utah in September with Blink 182. Of course I'm going to see them again since after all they are my favorite band.