Monday, March 19, 2012

Movie Review: Dahmer (2002)



Movies about Serial Killers have always interested me. Whether it be a fictional film, biography film or a documentary. I'm in. After watching the trailer for Dahmer, a movie about the Serial Killer Jeffery Dahmer. I was sucked in and I didn't want to get out. I always like to read the reviews before I watch the movies then I compare my thoughts to them. It got nothing but bad reviews except for possibly 2.

I am really happy I ignored the reviews because I loved it. I don't know how anyone can watch it without being glued to the T.v. screen. Right in the beginning of the movie it says "On February 15Th, 1992 in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer was convicted of 15 counts of murder and sentenced to 937 years of federal prison. The following story was inspired by events from his life. Certain characters and events are fictional."

We're then introduced to Jeffery Dahmer while he's working in his factory job making Chocolate bars. The film is more of a psychological portrait, rather than a chronological retelling of Dahmer's life as a Serial Killer and it doesn't focus primarily on the actual killings themselves.

Dahmer's first kill in the movie was a Asian boy named Khamtay. He talks him into coming over to his apartment to take some pictures by offering to buy him shoes that he had his eyes on. They settle in Jeffery's living room watching T.v. while Dahmer spikes his drink to put Khamtay into a sedated state. Once the boy is out cold, Dahmer begins to have his way with him. Later on, he awakens and tries to escape Dahmer's apartment while he was out shopping but didn't get very far.



He reaches two young girls and they try to help him and explain to the cops that they don't think he'll be safe with Dahmer. The police ignore the girl's warning and tell them to leave. They take Khamtay back to Dahmer's apartment despite the way Dahmer was acting and not noticing the drill holes on the side of his head. After the police leave the boys, Khamtay falls victim to Dahmer's fatal occupation.

The movie continues with flash backs of Dahmer's life while living with his Grandmother and the relationship with his Father. We witness Dahmer's first kill in his life at the age of 18 years old. A boy by the name of Lance Bell that he picked up to smoke weed with. Dahmer decides to kill Lance because he was trying to leave and he didn't want Lance to go. He cuts up Lance's body to put in Black plastic bags so he can dispose of the evidence. The killing of Lance Bell showed the most blood but it wasn't too graphic.

Switched back to present day, Dahmer heads to a knife shop, looking to buy a knife and he meets another boy named Rodney. He invites Rodney over to his apartment to drink some beers and because Rodney is stupid, agrees to tag along. He stop at a club so Rodney can pick up some money from a dude that owed him some. Dahmer chooses to stay outside since the last time he was in that club he got kicked out for spiking the male costumer's drinks and raping them.

They finally get back to Dahmer's apartment and they begin to drink and socialize. Sadly for Dahmer, he didn't have enough pills he uses to sedate his victims to put in Rodney's drink. The movie continues to go back and forth from the flashback of 1978 and present day. It's back to 1978 and Dahmer's dad, Lionel Dahmer is yelling at Jeffrey because he wants him to open his old box that Jeffrey has, but doesn't want to since he has a human head hidden inside it. Lionel tries to send Jeffrey to a shrink but that doesn't solve anything.

In present day Rodney is still at Dahmer's apartment, drunk and not feeling well. He tries to leave but Dahmer tackles him to the couch but ends up realizing him after Rodney pulls a knife on him. About maybe 20 mins or so, Rodney comes back because he really fell for Jeffrey. Can you blame Rodney? Who wouldn't fall for him, look at that smile! Dahmer's second attempt to kill Rodney was by strangling him with Rodney's belt but doesn't succeed and Rodney escapes and throws a rock at his window while running way.



It goes back to 1978 for one last time and shows Jeffrey walking through the woods and the movie ends with the closing lines "After serving two years of his life sentence, Jeffrey Dahmer was attacked and killed by another inmate. He died on November 28Th, 1994, at the age of 34." The movie left out how Jeffrey was a cannibal and showed him only killing 2 boys when he killed much more then that.



Instead of being a movie solely based on Dahmer's crime spree, it takes on more of a psychological feel while taking a look into Jeffrey's life and his way of thinking. Jeremy Renner's portrayal of Jeffrey Dahmer was amazing. You can't watch his performance of Dahmer and not feel bad for the guy. He draws you in by being very charismatic. It's very hard to think that behind that killer smile is an actual killer. His performance made me feel bad for Dahmer and made me think, well maybe if he had more friends and was accepted by everyone then he wouldn't of done this.



No matter how many friends he had and who accepted him, he was still going to kill people. I do not believe someone can just snap out of the blue and start murdering people. There would of had to be something wrong with you upstairs since childhood and possibly birth to make you that way. I really enjoyed this movie a lot and thought it was tastefully done. One of the reviewers said this movie was soft core porn. Hahaha! No, it's not. She should look up soft core porn, she'd be amazed at what she sees. I do wish they would of added more of his killings and showed how he was a cannibal. Other then that, the movie was awesome. I give this movie 4 out of 5 Skulls.

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Saturday, March 17, 2012

I WANT MY GOLD!!



"This old Lep, he played one. He played pogo on his lung!"

I hope everyone had a wonderful St. Patricks Day and you all wore Green so you didn't get pinched. ;) For this holiday, I'm going to list some famous quotes from all the movies besides 4 & 6, they didn't have any quotes that jumped at me.

Try as they will, and try as they might, who steals me gold won't live through the night. - 1

I'll not rest till I have me gold. Curse this well that me soul shall dwell, till I find me magic that breaks me spell. - 1

Scream as you may! Scream as you might! If you try to escape, you'll be dead on this night. - 1

She sneezes once, she sneezes twice, she'll be me bride when she sneezes thrice. - 2

You may think this line is getting old, but believe me son, I want me gold! - 2

A curse be placed upon your seed, William O'Day. You may have saved your daughter, but on me next thousandth birthday, I'll stalk your fairest offspring and claim her as me bride! Ha ha ha ha ha! Happy St. Patrick's Day - 2

Cry as you may, cry as you might; its going to be one hell of a wedding night. - 2

For pulling this trick, I'll chop off your dick! - 3

Ahhh... lovely golden palaces completely full of riches. I'll rip 'em off and rob 'em blind, those dirty sons of bitches. - 3

There was an old man of Madras / Whose balls were made of fine brass. / So in stormy weather / They both clanged together / And sparks flew out of his arse. - 3

Now that was quite a load to have to explode. What a lovely lass, I had to blow up your ass but now I must hit the road! - 3

A friend with weed is a friend indeed, but a friend with gold is the best I'm told. - 5

I'll take it from you, homie, you'll see, cause you know the Leprechaun is the real O.G. - 5

Death to he who sets a Leprechaun free. Steal his gold, it will corrupt your soul, you see. For many a moon the legend has grown, death toll increases, solution unknown. Beware the evil wanderer in search of his loot, lest you suffer the wrath of his golden flute. Flee while you can, the future's not good- for no one is safe from a Lep in the Hood! - 5

Look at all these glittering goods - I've got more loot than Tiger Woods!! - 5



Happy St. Patricks Day!! :D




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Friday, March 16, 2012

I'm featured on It's On Random!! :D



Hey everyone! I am featured on Brittni's blog It's On Random for her segment Get To Know Your Bloggers. Yay!! I just wanted to say thank you to Britnie for being a doll and featuring me on her blog. Very cool and much appreciated! Go check out her post!

Get To Know Your Bloggers Ft. Jenny Krueger!

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Thursday, March 15, 2012

May Monster Madness Blog Hop!!



My good friend Emma from Little Gothic Horrors told me about this cool blog hop that she's doing with Annie over at her blog Annie Walls. It's called May Monster Madness. It goes from May 1st to the 7th. To participate in this awesome blog hop, head over to Annie's blog and sign up. Also, be sure to come by my blog May 1st through the 7th. It's going to be awesome!! :D

Annie's blog ---> May Monster Madness post


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Wednesday, March 14, 2012

New Poll! Which Serial Killer Should I Write About?

I just wanted to let you all know that I'm starting a new segment about Serial Killers called A Killer Saturday! Each Saturday I'll write a post about the Serial Killer you choose. Therefore, I have posted a poll titled "Which Serial Kill Should I Write About?" You can go vote for the killer you want me to make my first post about. The poll ends on March 31st and I'll have the first article posted on April 7Th. Here are the list of Serial Killers that are in the running for my first post.

*Ed Gein

*Albert Fish

*H.H. Holmes

*Charles Manson

*Jeffrey Dahmer

*John Wayne Gacy

*Ted Bundy

Let the voting begin!! :D


P.s. I've mentioned before that there is STILL time to enter your blog in for the Friday the 13Th Blogfest The Legacy: His Name Was Jason. Click the link below and it will bring you to that post and enter your blog!! It's going to be a bloody good time! ;) - Jenny Krueger

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Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Movie Review: Stan Helsing (2009)



The joys of having a Netflix account are remarkable. You can imagine the look on my face when I see all the Slasher movies I ever wanted to see are available on here. Sleep Away Camp, Slumber Party Massacre and The Dentist, oh my! After my huge let down from Boy Eats Girl, I wanted to watch a movie that I was going to enjoy and not be disappointed. Besides horror movies, I'm a huge fan of comedies. I love to laugh and I'm constantly telling people they need more laughter in their lives. It's the reason people die young, I'm sure of it. ;)

I watched the movie Stan Helsing last night cause I thought it was going to be funny since it's from the guys who made Scary Movie, well the executive producers. Boy, did this movie deliver! I was so pleased with Stan Helsing and enjoyed every minute. It follows a slacker movie clerk guy named Stan Helsing. He's on his way to a Halloween party with his friends. His ex-girlfriend Nadine, his best friend Teddy and their other friend Mia who is basically a slutty dumb blonde. Before they could go to the party, Stan had to drop off some movies to a customer or he would lose his job.



On their way to their destination they stumble upon some crazy things. Stan see's Chucky in the car next to them miming a blow job while smacking his ass. They picked up a hitch hiker who escaped from Prison then pushed him out of the car. They hit and killed a dog. The gas station attendant filmed Stan and Mia using the bathroom while masterbating. After all that weirdness, they finally reached their destination, Stormy Night Estate. They start their journey to the East Gate to drop off the movies, while meeting some locals on the way. They begin to tell the gang about that night their town got burned down and now they're haunted by Monsters.

Who are the Monsters? Freddy, Jason, Micheal, Leatherface, Pinhead and Chucky. All the greats in one movie. They could of found someone else besides Chucky, that would of made me happy. Now they have to fight their way to the East Gate without getting killed. Each scene they deal with the Monsters. They get stuck in the dream world by Freddy. They follow Micheal while he dumps a body down the sewer. Pinhead jumps out from being a hamburger and Jason chases them into an old house that kinda resembles the one in the F13 movies. They make a deal, whoever wins the karaoke contest gets their way. The Monsters win, they get to kill the group. The group wins, they get to go home alive. With no surprise the gang wins even though I thought the Monsters did a better job.



They did their version of YMCA. When you're dealing with Monsters, you need to know that they don't play by the rules. They still try to kill the group. Stan decides to live up to the town's expectations and fight the Monsters since everyone thought he was Van Helsing, the Monster Killer. The only way to get rid of the Monsters was to expose their weakness. Freddy's was removing his glove to show everyone his glittery, blinged out hand. In this movie, Leatherface used a leaf blower not a chainsaw. His weakness, Nadine unplugged his leaf blower. Stan pushed Pinhead's head down, smooshing him into nothing. Micheal and Jason had the same weakness. Stan grabbed their masks and smashed it in their face then pushed their heads together. Teddy sprayed Ketchup on them and pushed them outside so the dog Sammy Boy, they ran over could eat them.

This leaves Chucky. Stan laughs and says his weakness is that he's a doll. Kicks him and passes him along to the rest of the group so they could beat him up them hucks him out the window. I don't care what anyone says. If Chucky came to life and ran after you, you wouldn't laugh and kick him. You would shit your pants and run the other way. Don't make fun of me. He's my childhood fear, that little bastard is out to get me! Whew, got that out of my system. Stan and his friends save the day and head home. The movie ends with Stan and Nadine falling back in love and Mia giving Teddy a lap dance. I laughed so hard during that part. Her lines were perfect.

"First I need to check to see if you're alright." *Holds up stethoscope while dressed in a Nurse's costume.*
"Oh you're so sick, you're so sick! Welcome to my world now, Bitch!"


If you liked Scary Movie then you will like this. Personally, I thought this movie was way funnier then Scary Movie. I liked SM but I never laughed out loud in that movie. Stan Helsing, I did. I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants. It's not 100% standout comedy but It was no where near terrible. I would definitely watch this movie more then once and possibly even buying it. I highly suggest this if you're in need of a raunchy teen horror flick that's actually funny. If you liked it, you're welcome. If you didn't, blame Netflix. I give this movie 5 out of 5 Skulls.

Monday, March 12, 2012

Music Mondays: My Darkest Days (Casual Sex)



The band My Darkest Days came out with a music video for their new single Casual Sex off of the Canadian rock band’s second album "Sick and Twisted Affair", out March 27Th. This song and video is down right sexy as Hell!! That's one of the reasons why I love this band so much. They know how to make sexy songs about Sex and Strippers. Come on, who DOESN'T like Sex and Strippers??? This band speaks to the inner Perv in me and I am very proud.



They have two versions for this song, the censored one and the explicit one. Thanks to me, I have posted BOTH versions for your viewing pleasure ;) Just a fair warning to you all. Since it is explicit, you might have to type in your birthday. :D


Censored Version:




Explicit Version:




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